My cover will well and truly be blown.
Until now, I've managed to escape the world of video. Well, not completely. There'll be a two minute
And I (or eagle-eyed friends) have caught glimpses of me in two YouTube clips.
One: Gordon Downie, lead singer of the Tragically Hip, touches my head at 2:36. My head explodes at 2:37.
NB: That's not my singing you can hear on the video, I assure you.
Two: Best sporting event, ever. Brief glimpse of me in the crowd at the All Whites vs Bahrain at 5:10.
I told you it was brief. Still can't find me? Yeah, well.
I'm pretty much the Sasquatch in terms of verified video sightings. The only other hits you'll find on YouTube are for dudes named Craig, cliff diving... poorly.
Maybe I should change my name to Acapulco...